Comic 85 - Strip Club 1
20th Oct 2012, 5:51 PM in Monkeys
Strip Club 1
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I made some mistakes on this page, but I learned more about not making them the same exact way later.
User comments:
Phuji
Hahaha, after the comment yesterday about why there's a normal looking penis now there's a Tregian Spiral-dick! Take that people who question concepts such as alien genital appearance and Slabhead Saturdays.
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It's no "take that". Just, crazy-shaped penises are not popular on models or strippers.
Phuji
I can't imagine why spiral penises (penii?)would be unpopular. But for every spiral penis in the universe there must be a female with a spiral vagina that it matches perfectly!
cattservant
Think of the tragic romances that could be written on that subject!
cattservant
But what if, after all the pain and heart ache, they reach the moment of consummation and find that their threads don't match?!

Alas and woe!!!
waitwaitwaitwaitwait.

somebody mentioned screw thread and penises in the same discussion and nobody mentioned ducks!?

http://scienceblogs.com/notrocketscience/2009/12/22/ballistic-penises-and-corkscrew-vaginas-the-sexual-battles/

really, the title says it all (but there are pictures and movies too if it didn't)
cattservant
Geez! This place is a veritable fountainhead of knowledge!
pkrankow
How true!
http://scienceblogs.com/notrocketscience/2009/12/22/ballistic-penises-and-corkscrew-vaginas-the-sexual-battles/

Phil
And with that the saga is complete.
Centcomm
EEEE! has a momentary vison of that *SHUDDER!* great page BTW.
cattservant
Same language as Rear Admiral Mereis was speaking? Or an aquatic accent?
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It's not a different language, just a different phoneme set.
Sheela
Kinda like how Asians speak english ... it's still English, it's just very hard to understand.
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More like Americans speaking Chinese...

Or, I guess, like Mandarin vs Cantonese.
Lysander
The purple lady's giving me a kind of Sydney Greenstreet vibe.