Space Pulp

It's got colors!
Strip Club 1
Strip Club 1
20th Oct 2012, 5:51 PM in Monkeys
Average Rating: 5 (7 votes)
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I made some mistakes on this page, but I learned more about not making them the same exact way later.
User comments:
Phuji
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Phuji
Hahaha, after the comment yesterday about why there's a normal looking penis now there's a Tregian Spiral-dick! Take that people who question concepts such as alien genital appearance and Slabhead Saturdays.
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It's no "take that". Just, crazy-shaped penises are not popular on models or strippers.
cattservant
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cattservant
Then there is the question of screw thread too.
Phuji
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Phuji
I can't imagine why spiral penises (penii?)would be unpopular. But for every spiral penis in the universe there must be a female with a spiral vagina that it matches perfectly!
cattservant
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cattservant
Think of the tragic romances that could be written on that subject!
Sheela
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Sheela
Ah, but at least they can screw properly. :)
cattservant
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cattservant
But what if, after all the pain and heart ache, they reach the moment of consummation and find that their threads don't match?!

Alas and woe!!!
pancake (Guest)
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waitwaitwaitwaitwait.

somebody mentioned screw thread and penises in the same discussion and nobody mentioned ducks!?

http://scienceblogs.com/notrocketscience/2009/12/22/ballistic-penises-and-corkscrew-vaginas-the-sexual-battles/

really, the title says it all (but there are pictures and movies too if it didn't)
cattservant
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cattservant
Geez! This place is a veritable fountainhead of knowledge!
pkrankow
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pkrankow
How true!
http://scienceblogs.com/notrocketscience/2009/12/22/ballistic-penises-and-corkscrew-vaginas-the-sexual-battles/

Phil
Razingthebar (Guest)
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And with that the saga is complete.
Sheela
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Sheela
Things we never needed to know !
Centcomm
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Centcomm
EEEE! has a momentary vison of that *SHUDDER!* great page BTW.
cattservant
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cattservant
Here's something a little romantic to soothe your sensibilities...
DubZero
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DubZero
Great as always.
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Thanks!
Meh.Aloe (Guest)
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That "~~ me ~~" is adorable.
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Hehe
cattservant
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cattservant
Same language as Rear Admiral Mereis was speaking? Or an aquatic accent?
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It's not a different language, just a different phoneme set.
cattservant
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cattservant
Thank you.
Sheela
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Sheela
Kinda like how Asians speak english ... it's still English, it's just very hard to understand.
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More like Americans speaking Chinese...

Or, I guess, like Mandarin vs Cantonese.
Lysander
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Lysander
The purple lady's giving me a kind of Sydney Greenstreet vibe.