Wait, so he ISN'T naturally that ugly and drooly? I guess his natural face must be more like those women next to him.
Speaking of which, I notice most of the people are women in sexy red mini-dresses. This guy has some serious sexual suppression issues going on, doesn't he?
Still pulls out the sword in the middle of a spaceship battle. Though he's probably blind so who knows what he may be imagining to compensate. A real pirate battle probably. And I like the sharks. Evil villain lair-ish. By chance would they have lasers strapped somewhere on them?
The starship Enterprise on The Next Generation was originally supposed to have dolphin tanks, allowing super-intelligent dolphins (with their natural affinity for 3D navigation) to work as part of the crew.
I'm imagining the shark tank here is just the pirate equivalent of that. :P
Of course, they're probably all female sharks. In skimpy red wetsuits.