Confrontation
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28th Feb 2013, 11:29 PM
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I know I shouldn't talk this way about my own work, but as a warning: if you're sensitive to epic, the remainder of this chapter may cause spontaneous chest hair growth.
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28th Feb 2013, 11:41 PM
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"Spontaneous chest hair growth"? Shoot. Not the best time to be a girl.
1st Mar 2013, 7:18 AM
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My word! Are special glasses required? I think I still have the 3D movie glasses I use to make fun of hipsters around here somewhere...
1st Mar 2013, 3:48 PM
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Being a doggy, more chest hair isn't so much of an issue.
The static buildup that comes from dragging it over the carpet however. :(
The static buildup that comes from dragging it over the carpet however. :(
1st Mar 2013, 12:30 AM
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Is Kax holding the Space Pulp universe's equivalent of the 'noisy cricket' from Men in Black?
1st Mar 2013, 1:03 AM
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Hmmm... Is a laser designator simpler? Maybe, a detonator? Radio? Lol. Anyway, looking forward to the epicness. Don't think I need anymore chest hair though. :)
1st Mar 2013, 12:38 AM
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that looks like a swordy-sword in kax's right hand
sword fight with iri?
hence the epic chest hair growth view spoke about.
sword fight with iri?
hence the epic chest hair growth view spoke about.
1st Mar 2013, 1:42 AM
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I think it's a detonator. His troops have been on the ground long enough to place bombs before showing themselves.
1st Mar 2013, 2:05 AM
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Can I transfer the hair growth to my face? My beard is patchy when it get thicker.
Also I prefer the noisy cricket theory. Or maybe it is a detonator and then...it won't work!
Also I prefer the noisy cricket theory. Or maybe it is a detonator and then...it won't work!
1st Mar 2013, 3:41 AM
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You can only put chest hair on your face if you can read the rest of the chapter with your nipples.
1st Mar 2013, 5:55 AM
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I'm putting my vote in for a laser designator for an orbital missile. Doubt even Swordy-sword can handle that one.
1st Mar 2013, 6:57 AM
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Guy does have balls to threaten the city with a tank aiming at them, or he is just plain stupid. God I wish the shooter in that tank would fire the cannon. It would so easy.
1st Mar 2013, 7:49 AM
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Yeeeeeeah, but then the story ends there. Pretty anti-climatically, too, and view ain't gonna have NONE OF THAT SHIT.
EXPLOSIONS AND PORN WOO.
EXPLOSIONS AND PORN WOO.
1st Mar 2013, 12:41 PM
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Speaking of the tank, anyone else getting a Bonaparte vibe off its design?
1st Mar 2013, 2:11 PM
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He can see the future. Do you really think he'd be standing there if he was in danger?