But it is better than 'Mini Giraffes", right?
What if we mix and match? Sexy Giraffes! Giraffe Frogs? Mini Frogs?
Ah well, at least it is better than whoever got saddled with 'spiral dicks'.
It's been a while since I did any Latin, but it looks like that would be something like "ranae conmercii"; you could also do "calamitae conmercii" if you specifically meant rain frogs and wanted to be fancy.